My new Daddy

Dad: How was swimming?

Derbie: Good.

Dad: Why was it good?

Derbie: Because I swam right the way across the pool without putting my feet down. I used a woggle.

Dad: Did Mum kiss Barry?

Derbie: Yes

Dad: But Mum wasn't there.

Derbie: Mum creeped in and kissed Barry on the back and then creeped out.

Mum: What do you want to call today's blog entry?

Derbie: Mummy and Barry about to marry.